The vacuous hole of post-millennial consumer culture got ya down? Retail therapy just not doing it for ya anymore? Look no further, cause Don Limpio's got the salve ta ease all your existential anguish and pain. Now being that capitalism blows monkey chunks, Don Limpio knows that most of ya'll out there are as flat ass broke as he is, so in our magnamity, we are providing you with two different ways ta get yer grubby little hands on all our juicy morsels of musical goodness. You can either 1) Purchase the albums of your choice or 2) Get them for free!

Option 1: Purchasing (blech!)

God knows that if we were in this business for the money, Don Limpio'd be making mad cash crankin out Digital Hardcore remixes of 60's sit-com theme songs and bling-blingin' in a phat ass crib, sippin bubbly while titty hoes lick cheese wiz outa his navel. But alas since we can't seem to rid ourselves of our pesky scruples 'bout bendin over and droppin our pants for the man, the least we can do to keep our dignity is to charge exactly what we ourselves would be willing to pay for these albums, and not a penny more. So for all ya'll out there with credit cards and hip to e-commerce, cds and mp3s of Stuck to the Roof of My Mouse can be purchsed via Grand Deceiver Records, whilst the Bite the Wax Tadpole EP , Static on the Channels can be downloaded free of charge via our Albums page.

Option 2: Get them for Free! (yeah!)

Speaking of free, ya ain't just hearing things. We are pleased a pudding pie ta up and trade, one for one, as many discs as ya want, free of charge. So if you’re a musician, recording hobbiest, collector, apocalyptic street preacher, Atari enthusiast or whatever; we're happy to engage in a little bit of that old "I'll show you mine if your show me yours." Mail yer discs of sordid strangeness (being sure to include yer mailing address and a list of which Don Limpio albums ya want in return) to:

Sherwin Jones
c/o Language Center
Dongguk University
707 Sukjang Dong, Gyeong Ju
Gyeongbuk Do
South Korea 780-714

As far as any other questions or comments concerning the music or content on this web site, please email Don Limpio direct at : ivgotamouse (at) yahoo (dot) com Be sure to wirte something in the header more intelligable than "hi" or ya might be mistaken for spam and shall never receive that reply you so urgently desire.